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  • What causes arthritis?
    What causes people to have arthritis? A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on...
    A very very short man
    The story of a very short man A man walks into a bar and says,...
    A conversation heard at a local pub:
    A conversation heard at a local pub: "Gee, Sam, wish you were here with me."...
    A highly timid little man
    A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx...
    Stopped by the police
    They are stopped by the police John and Jessica were on their way home from...
    A guy orders thirty-year-old whiskey
    A guy orders thirty-year-old whiskey. The bartender figures the guy isn't gonna be able to...
    Who keeps saying that?
    Who keeps saying those things? A man walked in to a bar after a long...
    One Friday night
    One Friday night, a seventeen-year-old boy went into a bar, sat down at a table...
    Little Johnny & the Evils of Liquor
    Little Johnny & the Evils of Liquor Little Johnny's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his...
    A man walks into a bar
    A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives...
    Will your dog bite me?
    Does your dog bite? A man walks into a pub and sits down next to...
    The College Drinker's Alphabet - Part II
    The College Drinker's Alphabet - Part II N is for Not Again!: What you scream...
    A girlfriend is in the car
    My girlfriend is out in the car A man had been drinking at the bar...
    Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's
    "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool....
    Coming into the bar and ordering a double
    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to...
    Regular Consumption of Guinness
    Regular Consumption of Guinness Well now, you see it's like this.... A herd of buffalo...
    Irish Stew
    Irish Stew We've got our own recipe for Irish stew: Get some meat, some potatoes...
    A pirate at the local bar
    A pirate at the local bar discusses his past A seaman meets a pirate in...
    One late afternoon
    One late afternoon, four construction workers were in the local watering hole fighting over who...
    A guy walks into this bar and says
    A guy walks into this bar and says, "Hey bartender, give me a Budweiser." So...