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    • The College Drinker's Alphabet - Part I


    The College Drinker's Alphabet - Part I A is for Alcohol: The key to surviving college. B is for Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging. C is for Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party. D is for Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic. E is for Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party. F is for F***ed-Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out. G is for Games: Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers. H is for Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank. I is for Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party. J is for Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home. K is for Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers. L is for Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol. M is for Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying.

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