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    • You know you're a Drunken Bastard


    You know you're a Drunken Bastard when the girl who is with you falls over from to much alcohol, and the first thing you do is check that the glasses you are smuggling out in her handbag are okay. ------------------------------------ You know you're a Drunken Bastard when you make a hit on the woman sitting at the bar beside you, and it's your wife!" ------------------------------------ "I got married," said the first tavern regular, "so that I could have sex three, four, or even five times a week." "That is very ironic," said the second bar regular. "That's exactly the reason why I got divorced."

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