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    • One day, a guy goes into a bar


    One day, a guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, jackass. Gimme a beer." The guy is sitting there drinking his beer, then he starts up a conversation with the man next to him. A few minutes later, the first guy says to the bartender, "Hey, jackass. Gimme another beer." The two men are talking for a little bit, and the first guy finishes his beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, jackass. Gimme one more beer." The other man says to the bartender, "Don't you ever get tired of being called 'jackass'?" The bartender replies, "Naw, he haw, he haw. He always calls me that."

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